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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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