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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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