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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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