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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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