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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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