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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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