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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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