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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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