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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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