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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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