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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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