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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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