Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.