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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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