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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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