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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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