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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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