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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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