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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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