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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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