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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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