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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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