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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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