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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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