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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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