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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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