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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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