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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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