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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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