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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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