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Pet death
My
mother-in-law
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Rufus
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a lynx 😺
an ostrich 🐦
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a velociraptor 🦖
an elephant 🐘
a pufferfish 🐡
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a lion 🦁
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