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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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