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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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