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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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