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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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