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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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