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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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