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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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