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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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