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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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