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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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