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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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