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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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