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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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