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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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