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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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