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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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