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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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