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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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