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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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