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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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