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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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