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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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