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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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