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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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