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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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