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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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