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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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