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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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