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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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