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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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