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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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