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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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