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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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