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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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