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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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