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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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