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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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