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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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