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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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