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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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