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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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