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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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