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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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