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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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